The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied by 'Harry Potter'
Did you just make that number up? As can be expected, chaos ensues.
Yeah, that's Norman Bates shit right there.
But here's the interesting thing.
It protects itself from trauma to your genitals for survival of the species.
Her usually neat mousy hair was very untidy and there were still bits of twigs and leaves in it, but otherwise she seemed to be quite unscathed.
After all, showing Umbridge getting dragged away by centaurs would be like having Draco Malfoy getting his comeuppance by having him get hauled into the back of a windowless van by a creepy guy with a wispy mustache.